Celebrity Weddings

Holly Madison, one of Kendra Wilkinson’s bridesmaids, sure has a lot of faith in her friend and former co-star.  Even though she’s been measured for her bridesmaid dress, she has no idea what it looks like.

Madison told People magazine “I actually just got measured for my bridesmaid dress. [But] I haven’t seen it.” 

The reason?  The dress isn’t finished yet.  “It’s in the very preliminary stages,” she told People. “They didn’t show me a sketch or anything. Next time I’ll get a feel for the shape, I guess.” 

I wonder if Holly is racking her brain trying to think if she’s done anything to piss Kendra off.  Since Madison has already confirmed that her wedding color is lavender, the chances for an awful bridesmaid dress seem pretty solid.

Better be on your best behavior Kendra. 

A lot of brides try their damndest to slim down and lose those last five pounds before their wedding.  In a pleasant change, Anna Faris is doing the opposite.  The actress is actually hoping to beef up a bit before her summer wedding to fiancé, Chris Pratt.

Talking to People.com, Faris admitted that she was changing her routine to get ready for the wedding.

“I am fattening it up! Now that I have a man, I’m like, ‘Oh, I don’t have to try anymore! Now I can eat. We love to splurge at home. We love to cook. My fiancé is an incredible eater, and so he’s really fun to feed, and it’s great to share some wine and watch a movie. He’s always like, ‘Baby, don’t lose that butt!’” 

Of course, her gaining weight means she goes from a size 2 to a size 4, but still it’s nice to see a healthier body image in Hollywood. 

Ah, isn’t MTV love grand?  Recently married Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are in the process of planning a second honeymoon. Or rather, they are in the process of whining to MTV to give them a second honeymoon.

According to Heidi, “I think we’re discussing with MTV going to Tahiti or Fiji, somewhere tropical and exciting.”

Right now the two are in Mexico, where Heidi is filming her latest music video.

Insert swine flu joke here.

According to TMZ.com, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt broke some serious wedding etiquette rules at their reception. 

Rumor has it that they not only cheaped out on the drinks by not having an open bar for everything, only beer and wine (both probably out of boxes), but that the food was lacking not only in taste but in quantity.

And as if that wasn’t bad enough, even though the “reception” was supposed to start at 6 pm, the doors didn’t open until 7:30.  And the newly married couple?  They didn’t grace the guests with their presence until 9 pm.

Classy as always, you two.

Actor Campbell Scott told People magazine that he and girlfriend Kathleen McElfresh were engaged last November and will be walking down the aisle this summer.

The two met while they were both in stage productions in Boston:

 “I was in a one-man play, so I was very lonely. Kathleen was in a play by the same author, but with a real cast. I just ended up with the cast one night, so we started talking.” 

The couple will be getting married in June, in a small Florida ceremony.

Photo by: Deano / Splash News Online

So the nuptials of the world’s biggest media whores took place yesterday evening as planned.

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag were joined in unholy holy matrimony in front of 200 of their closest friends and family and other’s whose 15 minutes of fame just won’t seem to end.

The anti-Christ bride wore a dress that she described on Twitter as “amazing – like a swan princess.” 

Before the ceremony a plane flew over head with the banner “Spencer Loves Heidi.”  Afterwards the guests threw rose petals at the couple.

What’s next for this tacky wonderful couple?  A stint on I’m a Celebrity… Get me Out of Here!

I have a feeling these two would stare in a commercial for venereal disease if it got them more air time. 

So this evening is the big Speidi wedding.  Yeah, yeah, whatever.

Earlier this week Lauren Conrad, former friend turned enemy turned kinda friend turned kinda enemy of Heidi Montag said that she received an invitation to the wedding but would not be attending. 

Perezhilton.com is reporting that they were told that actually, Lauren will be making a planned surprised appearance at the nuptials.

A producer told Perez that Lauren will be there.  The two will probably have a sappy “I’m sorry. No I’M sorry!” moment.

I’m still keeping my fingers crossed that someone gets bitch slapped. 

Rumor has it that Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt’s upcoming nuptials are about as real as Heidi’s boobs.   Sources claim that the wedding is just a way to get more losers fans tuned into The Hills season finale.

An insider told In Touch magazine that, “It’s all set up by the producers of MTV to get people to watch. It’s just a plot line. They’re not really getting married.”

I’m not sure which is sadder: two douchebags getting married, or two douchebags getting fake married.

Contrary to earlier rumors, US magazine has confirmed that Salma Hayek is, indeed, planning a second wedding.

One source told US magazine that “They are being very hush hush about it.”  Another source told the magazine that Salma and hubby Francois-Henri Pinault are flying friends and family to Venice for the week end nuptials.

The couple, who were engaged in March of 2007 but then broke up in July of 2008, secretly got married earlier this year in Paris. 

Step Up star Channing Tatum and fiancé Jenna Dewan for the most part have kept quiet about their upcoming wedding. And while the two did talk about it with People magazine at the premiere of Tatum’s new movie, Fighting, neither gave away any details.

“We’re so busy, and you know when you’re so busy, wedding planning is so hard to do,” Dewan said. “But it will be soon. Sooner than later….I seriously haven’t even thought about it. I’m the worst bride in the world. I’m just so happy, and I’m so enjoying being engaged. I don’t want to rush anything.” 

As for Tatum, he was even more closed mouth about the big day.

“I’m sorry, I kind of like to keep it a little more private.”