Celebrity Weddings

USMagazine.com is reporting that a source close to magic man David Blaine has confirmed that Blaine and girlfriend, model Alizee Guinochet are engaged. The source said the two were engaged on Blaine’s birthday, April 4^th.

“Alizee’s a great girl,” the source said.  “She’s really smart and talented. They are so in love.”

I could make a zillion magic jokes, but odds are they’ve already been done.

Excuse me while I puke, just a little bit.  

Speidi, otherwise known as Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, are apparently getting married this Saturday.  The two wannabe stars will be tying the knot in a sunset ceremony in Pasadena, California.  They’ll say their lines, vows at the Westminster Presbyterian Church, provided the church doesn’t implode once the two step inside. 

The couple got hitched last November in San Lucas, after a romantic night of over drinking . Heidi said, “The minute we said our vows, I couldn’t stop crying.”

I would have been bawling, too, if I had married a douchebag.

They were supposed to make the union legit in a courthouse, but good ole Spence, with dollar signs love in his eyes said he wanted to give Heidi big ratings a big wedding.

Ah, ain’t show biz, I mean love, grand?

USmagaine.com has confirmed that tennis star Andy Roddick and fiancé, model Brooklyn Decker were married Friday evening.

According to a source, “It was really simple but beautiful. Just close friends and family.”

One of those close friends was none other than Elton John, who performed during the ceremony that was held at Roddick’s house.

Well, it seems like Pink and estranged hubby Carey Hart are seriously thinking about getting hitched again. In fact, according to sources the two are already planning on renewing their vows.

A source told In Touch magazine that “It will take place in early summer and will be very simple and small, with just their family and a few close friends.”

The source also said that the couple needed their time apart to understand how much they meant to each other.

“They’ve always had a bond, but they needed time apart to realize that they wanted to continue their marriage.”

The small quiet wedding that Salma Hayek had on Valentine’s Day is good enough for her.  She recently dispelled rumors that she was planning on a large, extravagant second wedding later this month. 

The actress told People magazine “I think a wedding is about love, friends, family and fun. I think spending millions of dollars on a wedding is ridiculous and it has never been my dream. I would never do that.” 

It certainly didn’t take Mel Gibson long to start celebrating his divorce.  24 hours after it became official, he was spotted in Costa Rica with an unknown blond.

A source reports that “Mel was laughing and joking. He did not look at all worried or concerned. You would never have guessed he is going through what could be a very expensive divorce.”

I say party while you can, Mel.  If ex wife Robin has anything to do about it, you may soon consider a trip to MacDonald’s a lavish treat.

Michelle Aguilar, who won The Biggest Loser last December after dropping 110 pounds has decided on an Alfred Angelo wedding dress for her upcoming nuptials.  Michele tried on 12 dresses before she found the one for her.

Michelle knew just what kind of dress she was looking for: “I wanted something classic – not a ballgown with rhinestones up the wazoo.”

Michelle and fiancé Micah Whitehead will be getting married in Dallas on June 14^th. 

Despite the fact that she and Brian Austin Green have gotten back together and she is wearing an engagement ring, Megan Fox says that she is not planning on marrying.

Megan told Extra “I’m not going to be married – I’m not the marrying type. I know people will say, ‘Why are you engaged if you’re not the marrying type?’  I am impulsive and I love my boyfriend, but I have no plans of getting married any time soon.”

If you are engaged, he’s your fiancé, not your boyfriend. Hmm, okay, so maybe someone needs to explain to Megan what the word engagement means. 

Underwear model Danielle Bux and fiancé Gary Lineker have postponed their up coming wedding.  The two were supposed to get married this August, but their hectic schedules have made that all but impossible.

“I just can’t begin to think about the wedding with Hell’s Kitchen,” she said. “We’re both so busy. Gary also has Match Of The Day, so we’ve moved it to later in the year.”

While the date may be up in the air, Bux knows one thing for certain” where they will be getting married.

“I can tell you we are getting married in Italy – with no magazine deals or anything.”

While the two have been rumored to be back together since January, Carey Hart confirms that he and ex wife Pink are making another go at it.

Carey told the Sun “We’re working s**t out, I admit it. She’s just totally normal and low-key.” 

Hopefully these two won’t end up in the on again off again hall of Fame.