Celebrity Weddings

Seriously, did you really think a quickie wedding with no publicity was all there was going to be for Speidi?  Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt will renew their vows, for reality TV of course.  Do these two do anything without consider the cash it could bring in?

And to be fair, since they decided at the last minute to not make their Mexican marriage official, this really isn’t renewing their vows as much as cashing in on an opportunity for publicity.

The two are rumored to be getting ready to get married for real on April 25^th. 

A source tell E! Online, “This will be the real wedding. It’s being filmed as the season finale for The Hills.”

Yeah, their wedding will be as real as her boobs. 

So much for that summer wedding!  Owen Wilson and Kate Hudson have once again broken up, making them one of the most on again off again couples in Hollywood. 

The reason for the break up is the same as usual: Kate’s “commitment issues”.

A source says, “Owen wants to get married and he proposed to Kate soon after they got back together. But she’s not ready.”

Well, you know maybe there will be a summer wedding.  Odds are they will be back together, then broken up, then back together again by June. 

At model Gisele and Tom Brady’s wedding over the week end, it seems that some members of the paparazzi narrowly escaped with their lives after being shot at by Gisele’s security. The photogs were apparently hiding in the bushes when the couple’s security found them and took them up to the villa. There, the guards demanded that the video and photographs be turned over.  The paparazzi refused and fled.  They reached their vehicle when security opened fire on them.

“Are they insane?” a photographer, covering the wedding for INF Daily asked. “I could have lost my life for the sake of some pictures Gisele didn’t want published. I couldn’t believe it when I realized what they had done.”

One possible reason for the aggression?  Gisele had signed an exclusive rights deal with a Brazilian magazine. 

Natasha Bedingfield is in love and she wants the world to know it!!!!!

The British songstress dished on her MySpace page about how happy she is to be a married woman.

“I’m a Mrs. now! I’m so happy. I was single for a long time and I truly enjoyed it but I have to say that I just couldn’t resist falling for Matt.” 

Natasha goes on to gush some more about her happily married state, and really, it was very sweet.  At least until she included a plug to buy the magazines that she sold the rights to her wedding to. 

“If you want to know more about the wedding, go and buy the hello magazine ( if you are in the UK); and if you are in the USA you will find pictures and more details in Us Weekly.”

Hmmm, makes me wonder: did she want to share her happiness with her fans or generate revenue for Us Weekly and Hello magazines?

Rumor is that Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson are planning on getting married, with sources saying Hudson will be a June bride.

The couple have been on and off since 2006, having recently reunited once more.  According to celebedge.com, a source says, “They realised how devoted they are to each other. They don’t want to ever be apart again. Kate and Owen don’t feel the need for flashy engagement rings, they’re planning to tie the knot in June.”

The couple is reportedly trying to decide whether to have the ceremony at Owen’s home in Hawaii or Kate’s mom Goldie Hawn’s house in Aspen. 

I just think these two are so cute together.  Yay, for them!

So, really?  They’re getting married again? Weren’t they just married, like, a second ago?  Despite this fact model Giselle Bundchen and new hubby Tom Brady feel the need to get hitched again and are doing so at Gisele’s compound in Mal Pais, Costa Rica. 

The two will say “I do” or possibly “I still do” tomorrow in front of a small number of friends and family.

Yes folks, we all knew it would only be a matter of time before Blink 182’s Travis Barker and ex-wife/ girlfriend Shanna Moakler once again called it quits.

The two reunited after Travis’ near death experience in a plane crash, but the honeymoon period is over.  Reps for both confirmed to usmagazine.com that they are no longer together.

The reason for the split this time?  Well, Travis confronted Shanna about cheating on him while he was in the hospital recovering from third degree burns sustained in the plane crash.  She wigged out when confronted and the cops were called.

As with most of their relationship, their break up is also being played out in the media.

Travis’ rep says “After surviving the plane crash his driving force in life is the love he has for his kids. He is tired of all other drama and is ready to move on.”

And Shanna’s side? “They did break up but Shanna never cheated on Travis while he was in the hospital. Furthermore, Shanna is tired of playing out their personal relationship in the press.”

All I can say is, crazy is as crazy does. 

So I woke up this morning thinking that the world felt like a better place.  Things just seemed clearer although I had no idea why.

Well, thanks to Perezhilton.com now I do:  Speidi is breaking up.

According to Hilton’s website, the two are on the verge of publicly announcing their split.  Rather than party ways for the betterment of humanity, the two are divorcing for the same reason they do everything else: money.

Apparently their big about-to-be-announced break up is part of a $200,000 deal the two cut with a tabloid magazine a few months ago. The split up is the fourth and final part of the deal. 

According to a source, “the actual story has been written for weeks.”

But fear not, all you sick Speidi loving weirdos out there: the same source says that the two will eventually make up and get back together. 

Lovely. 

It seems that lately the tiniest little thing can set off an engagement rumors.  The latest one to hit the net was that Leonardo DiCaprio and girlfriend Bar Refaeli were either engaged or secretly married. The reason behind the rumor? Bar was spotted wearing a ring on her ring finger. 

A friend of Dicaprio’s tells US magazine that “No — he and Bar are not married and not engaged.”

Seriously folks, if they were “secretly” engaged or married, would she be stupid enough to wear a wedding band?

Despite those nagging engagement rumors, it seems that Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are nor planning on getting married anytime soon. 

During a recent interview on the Oprah show, Justin put rumors of his impending wedding to rest. He told Oprah, “I’m not engaged. If she’s engaged, we have a problem.”