Dear God, I have never wanted a wedding to only be a rumour more than this one. And while it has not been confirmed, Star magazine is reporting that Rihanna has gotten hit hitched to Chris Brown. A source is saying that a priest was called after the two made up at P.Diddy’s place and the couple were married.

I really hope that she wasn’t stupid enough to marry this loser. Nothing sets an example like marrying your abuser.